Dear Decaffeinated Customer,
We know choosing which coffee to order can be hard when you’re out of fuel. So rest assured that our roaster will choose one for you.
It’s a scientific fact: we make stupid decisions without caffeine. Seriously, just ask Lyndon B. Johnson.
So before the garbage can overflows, the little guy needs another change, or heaven forbid the internet goes out and you can’t order coffee (hurry!), let us make this decision easy for you.
Besides, you have more important matters to attend to like putting on your pants.