It’s a scientific fact: we make stupid decisions without caffeine. Seriously, just ask Lyndon B. Johnson.
So before the garbage can overflows, the little guy needs another change, or heaven forbid the internet goes out and you can’t order coffee (hurry!), let us make this decision easy for you. Join the damn club and get specialty-grade fuel delivered to your door as often as you want.
Besides, you have more important matters to attend to in the morning like putting on your pants.