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Swallow T-Shirt


The Brits are known for some notable things: fish & chips, The Beatles, David Beckham (well, Beckham is debatable, but we digress.) They are also known for the badass barn swallow tattoo, which traditionally indicates how far a sailor has traveled.

One swallow = 5,000 nautical miles

Two = 10,000

But whether or not you are a sailor, the swallow will carry your soul to heaven. And trust us, you’re gonna need all the help you can get.  

Note: All of our t-shirts are sexy-soft slim-fitting Next Level brand and printed locally in North Park, San Diego by AKA Custom Screen Printing.

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